If you find yourself in a teenage slasher movie:
- "I'll be right back" - 'Cause you won't. Ever. You are the next entree in the multi-course meal.
- "What are you guys scared of? It's not real" - Oh, yes it is. And in the next scene you're gonna find out.
- "Oh, come on - It'll be fun!" - Mmm. Sure, if your idea of fun includes some dude in a hockey mask...
- "Gimmee the bat. I'll take care of this" - Congrats. You've just decided to take a knife to a gun fight.
- "The beer's down in the cellar. Let me get it" - Heck I get scared going down to the cellar even when I'm NOT in a teenage slasher flick.
- In response to, "Did you hear that?" "It was nothin'. Let's go have a look." Pretty much defies any extra explanation.
- "It's ok. I've got a gun" - Sure you do. But it is unloaded or it's gonna jam.
- "You guys go ahead. I gotta tie my shoe." Hey, the mortician ain't gonna care if you're shoe is untied.
- "Where's the light switch? I can't see a darned thing." Trust me. You don't want to see a darned thing.
- In response to a knock on the door: "I wonder who that could be?" For cryin' out loud. Don't answer the door. Ever.
Hey, thanks for droppin' in. I'll be right back....
8 comments:
"Wait, is the caller ID working? Because it lists this house's number..." Now go try to check on the kids you're babysitting.
Hehe. Oh, Stacie, that's awesome. Good one!
George
How about
"What's for supper, you say? I don't know, let me go see what's in the freezer." Or who.
Stacie,
I've only got one word to say to that, and I had to look it up in the dictionary to see how to spell it:
Yuk!
George :-)
I'm the star of the show, I won't get it.
okay, too much TV for you.
In light of Dee's comment, here's another one:
"But I thought I was the star of this show, not you!
Dee/Robert:
Good ones! Now I've got to get back to me soaps...
nice..some of them really happended with me! lol
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